Whooooo! Saturday is going to kick ass! Me and my friend Will are djing a mixtape involving:

Paragon X9
Blink 182
Myself
Kitsune Maison
System of a down
Rage against the Machine
Jupiter Rising
I am X-RAY

But will everything go well? Is my nemesis Ant1-Rav3 going to make a guest appearance and kick over the decks, then shuffle out? Is Will going to have his drink spiked by Homosexual Rape Man, leaving me fending for myself against a hoard of angry ravers? WILL SATAN HIMSELF COME AND EAT THE VERY SOUL OF THE MUSIC? Only TIME will tell.........